How to Score Your Dream Man

BY IVY WALKER

So youa waint to score yuur self a dream man, eh!?!?! WELL FIRST OFF YOU CAN’T HAVE THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE WHICH IS DREW CAREY CUZ HE’S MINE HANDS OFF!!! So u lose there. But Im a LOVE EXPORT so trust what I say!!

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thoughts on the latest cheses

usully i am forgaving of chese but today it different as no more do the passes go to such wronglifts. when can we expect NEW cheses? our tax dollers go to funding chese manufectering¬†so why are the peple¬†like “HEY CHESE I SHULD GET SOME.” when peeps shuld be like “WE PAY TAX BUT NO NEW CHESE”. when is there gon be more chese, i ask.

~ ivy walker

STEPS IN THE RITE DIRACTION

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REPULSID

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PARASHUT

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IMPERFECT IMPOSTERS

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Firaldo

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THE MODARN ROCK STAR

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I SWEAR, THE FOREHEADS

RAIN DEAR HOOFS

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Mimi Speedskater

WHOOSH OFF SHE GO

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